Wtf

 I have to wait another month to get my car fixed.

So that means:
1. Every other time I start my car I have to open my hood, put a bungie chord on the wire that goes from my starter to the battery, hang on to the bungie, get back in my car and wiggle the bungie while turning my key. While doing so I need to 
    a) Make sure no one hits me
    b) Make sure no one hits my half open door
    c) Make sure I don't pull too hard
    d) Make sure once I get it started I don't hit my hand or the bungie on anything inside the car while its on its way out. 
    1.1. If someone else is there (i.e my partner) I can simply pop the hood and wiggle the wire while he turns the key making a much quicker start.

2. I will now have to go to the air pump at least twice a week to get air in my tires because my 2 left ones are leaking. So that is like $700 on top of whatever I will pay to fix the above issue.

3. Can't get tires until after the starting issue is fixed because if they go to move the car and it doesn't start I cannot imagine what they would try and charge. 

4. If someone is fucking following me or something I am FUCKED. If I am trying to be quick, or not be late I am fucked. 

Maybe someone will actually hit me instead of me swerving to avoid idiots all the time. Maybe I will get so many injuries all of my body issue's won't matter. 

And then, after all this is done,
I need to have what will be probably over $10,000 worth of dental work because I have 2 broken teeth. And one is a wisdom tooth that was "nEvEr SuPpOsEd To GrOw In". And with no room it did, and fucked the rest of my teeth up in the process. So that is rad.